Apple Cider Vinegar rinse for the

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WWWWWIIIIIIINNNNNNNNN!!!!

SO when I went ot the Dr. I finally talked to him about my horrible, terrible, no good dandruff/scalp problems… He diagnosed me as having Seborrhic Dermatitties….  Read that last word again… HEE HEEE I'm soo immature… LOL  Anyhoo… THe doc said I had Seborrhic Dermatitis… That means dang your scalp is raggedy! LOL NO actually that means my scalp is JACKED… NO that means dandruff, itchiness, and general ornery scalp is the plague of my exsistence…

My doctor promptly pulled out the solution… A steriod shampoo that I need to use for daily washes…. No conditioners, no oils, no extra ness with my huuurrrr..

My doctor is lovely but…. Ummm My doctor is very knowledgeable BUT… My doctor graduated at the top of his class from Northwestern or Yale or some snooty snobby shit I liked when I googled him BUT…


He may be the whitest of white people… Cause Child THIS BLACK WOMAN is not going to be capable of daily hair washes, detangling sessions and using your extra dry ass super chemical ass shampoo EVERYDAY boo…. I gave him a side eye took the prescription and proceeded to forge myself a prescription for vicodin, oxycotin, and crack cocaine… Cause it is way more likely that I will ues all of that, than put that mess on my head….  I sorry… I just can't! A typical hair washing session takes me MINIMUM 4 HOURS… AIN'T NO WAY!

Well at least not until I have Googled my bootay off to come up with some natural remedies that will not have me and my hair a mess… I know my obsession with my hair is less than healthy but step by step homie, day by day!  Antyhoo…

I started googling my tail off! I found fab natural hair blogs and lord! SOOO Much infolations!! It was AMAZING!!!!And very timely, I had planned a very serious hair session for last weekend since we were going to the lake house and the water pressure there gives me the FEEVAAHHH!!

I know you think I'm crazy for waxing poetic about water pressure… BUT if you've ever prepared yourself for a LONG HOT shower with all ya smell goods and lit up ya candles, and turned up ya music, and  told your children and husband to go play in traffic while calgon took you away… Only to turn on the shower and watch three little sad drops trickle from the shower head and SLIDE DOWN THE TILED WALL… You know nothing of my pain… Living in the house o' low pressure sucks ass cranks, Flaming hots and foolery… And will not even discuss the temperature control issue… Hot, Cold, Hell, Igloo… These are the option that come from my faucets… Sweet Baby Jesus take me from this place to the land of fly bathrooms and fab water pressha… But I digress…

ANYWAY…. 

We went to the summer cottage last weekend… (How very french provincial of me! Don't hate. LOL) Anyway, knowing that we would be up there and that MIchael and the kids would be doing their we are ALL White, Half-White, and White-ish o' how we love nature hikes thing… I knew it would be time for me to do some I am COMPLETELY BLACK, like AFRICAN BLACK and COMPLETELY FAB, LIke BAB DIVA FAB so no thank you to the 6 hour nature hikes and I have idea why you pinkish people are so strange about nature time…

So I planned a massive beauty day, I brought allll my product junkie-ism treasures, pedi and mani equipment, music, my good robe… EERYTHANG! Eerythang 'cept for something that will help with my scalp..DAMN! No problem! I'll just fire up the lapteezy and figure something out!  And then MIchael causally mentions that it seems tha innanets are out at the cottage…

First I said this:



And then I did this:

Seriously… Just like that… ' cept my afro was not a perfect as either of theirs… ( Ever notice that Florida Evans and Arnold Drummond had the same hairstyle?? :sings The More Youuu Knowww:)

So what did I do? Well I vaguely remembered some BABS, and some of the hair blogs singing the praises of apple cider vinegar… And there it was sitting in the cabinet at the cottaget so I threw caution to the fro and dumped the bottle on my head… SYKE!! Here is what I did… I put 1/4 cup apple cider vinegar and one cup of water into a spray bottle… I sectioned my hair and sprayed it directly on to my scalp. I massaged my scalp after spraying each section and then I went about my conditioning routine.. Then I had about half that mixture left so  i poured more water on it while in the shower and  used that as my final rinse… I was just going to leave it like that but then I got scared by the smell and seduced by the option of running that lovely water pressure all over my scalp again so I stood under the spray at full glorious blast for about 6 seconds… AND BABY My scalp looks, feels and is generally great!! I did try some other stuff but the ACV was the only thing that I specifically used for my scalp.. Its been about 6 days since I did it and I have just two sections that are very very lightly flaking…

YAY innanets!! YAY ACV!!! YAY MEE!!!

You know I realized this post could have been simply… I tried Apple Cider Vinegar on my scalp. It worked Beautifully. THE END.

But that's not why you come here, now is it … LOL


Stay fierce, Fabulous, and working on writing shorter blogs,


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Jul 2, 2011
3:12 AM

I just came across your blog at 3AM in the morning and laughed so hard I almost woke up the kids…LAWD knows we don’t want to do that. At any rate, just wanted to say hello and that I really love your blog. I shared it on FB. Keep up the great work!!!
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Jul 8, 2011
9:43 AM
#2 Monique :

I luv ur blog.. I came across it looking for a weekly meal planner.. LOL

Oct 20, 2011
7:36 PM
#3 Keli :

You know…. im very tired of seborrhic dermatitis. its frustrating and i want to find a remedy. i have no idea how great the apple cider vinegar works according to you cause youre annoying and retarded. just write a normal review. i dont understand why you need to be obnoxious every 3 words. wtf is wrong with you? dumb ass…

Dec 14, 2011
8:44 PM
#4 All that jazz :

You try to be too cute with your writing. Just write and get to the point. I finally had to do a search function to get past the fluff and zero in on the topic that brought me to this page — apple cider vinegar.

Jan 28, 2012
5:50 PM
#5 Christina :

I loved your blog!! I could sooo relate!! The way you write is so descriptive! Keep up the work and damn the haters! Ha! Today I told a friend of my to go get some Apple Cider Vinegar (Braggs) so that I could get rid of this damn scratchy ass scalp! I can’t be wearing braids and a fro with a itchy scalp! I’ve been a product junkie all these years trying to scratch this mess out of my head every other day… staring into the mirror every morning trying to see what flakes I need to get out before I leave the house. Damn sure can’t scratch my head out in public… cause then the snowfall would ensue! So, I hope this ACV works! I’m going to drink it and rinse with it… so it better work! Good job on the post, again I say, damn, damn, damn to all the haters!

May 19, 2012
10:16 AM
#6 Cyndi :

Loved your blog. I was looking for and thanks for the info on ACV for seborrhea. I really enjoyed your humor. It is amazing how many people do NOT have a sense of humor. Life must be rough to always be so damn serious. LOL

Jun 4, 2012
8:22 AM
#7 elisa :

I agree with kelli and all that jazz….you are annoying!

Jul 18, 2012
5:49 AM
#8 Robert :

Robert from Germany here.

Love your writing style about serious problems. Had a lot of fun while reading even though I didnt unterstand everything just bc of my bad(ass) english skills.

Thanks!

Jul 30, 2012
11:05 AM
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Aug 25, 2012
10:31 PM

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Sep 6, 2012
12:08 AM
#11 Jacqueline Maxine :

I loved reading your post, funny lady. Thanks for making a bummer of a diagnosis funny…it doesn’t seem so bad now, and maybe I’ll try your trick.

BTW, I’m so pale I glow in the moonlight, but I don’t get the nature thing either. I mean, it’s nice, and I don’t want it ruined, but I don’t have the desire to be out in it like my husband (who happens to be half black). I would have also opted to stay back and pamper myself, where can I find water pressure like that?!?

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7:53 PM

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Dec 21, 2012
11:02 PM
#13 Mrs. S :

heyyy there!! I enjoyed your article. Keepa writing gurl! Obviously the ones that complain about your style are uptight. Pssstt!! maybe you should tell them where to go and get some of that water pressure to take the edge off!! Haha!

Jan 22, 2013
10:14 PM
#14 Heat Air :

Good article! I actually put apple cider vinegar on my scalp as well after watching the Dr. Oz show, lol!

Mar 21, 2013
11:34 PM
#15 Vanessa :

Have anybody else other than the person who wrote the Blog actually try the apple cider on their scalp and have good results? I’m so tired of the Seborreah I just want a break from it.

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May 24, 2014
8:36 PM
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