Cassius and Clay are WALKING! I have video but I cant get the to upload right… Figuring that out is on my list of things to do…  If you ask Clay how old he is… He will hold up one finger up in the air triumphantly! IT IS HILARIOUS!!! He will be minding his business, trying to sit on Cassius or steal food from Solstice and If you roll up on him and say, Clay, how old are you? He will Whipp that little finger out and then clap for himself in two seconds FLAT! The clapping for himself is HILARIOUS…He so proud of himself… Look like, I’m that DUDE!!!

I keep trying to get a picture together but I’m all fail all the time… LOL!

Cassius is the climber it seems! I walked into the living room yesterday and he was standing up on Solstice’s  Dora table CRACKING THE F**K UP!  He was screaming laughing…  I , on the other hand, was not amused.. I was like I’m glad you think possibly busting your head is funny… But get your little ass DOWN! He also  has an insane amount of teeth… I have no idea why but for some reason he has like 8,000 more teeth than Clay… That’s an exaggeration but them 2 extra teeth seem like a lot when you only have five.

Do you all know that Michael is fluent in spanish? AY PAPI!

LOL Any way… Solstice is “learning” Spanish from him it seems… Either that or she is learning all the bad words and how to order Elotes from the Corn lady on the corner…

If she drops something she’ll yell Chinga Su. Thankfully she doesn’t remember to add Madre after the Chinga Su. Michael told her that was a bad word and she can’t say it anymore. So she stopped saying it but now when he speaks Spanish Solstice asks, “Are those bad words daddy? Don teach me no bad words, daddy! Mommy will be mad!”

Whenever we pass by the corn lady, Solstice announces that she and Daddy speak Spanish to the  E-lott-tay lady and then the E-lott-tay ladies gives them corn and hot chips… I’m suspcious that “hot chips “is some kind of code word for “Mama. that trollop is flirting with my Daddy” but since the corn lady is 85 and only has 2 teeeth… I’m going to let that ish slide… For NOW..

I’m just kidding, but I’m ashamed to admit that hot chips means Flaming Hot Cheetos and my all organic hand mashed all breast milk fed baby girl LOVES THEM. She is totally obbsessed with Flaming Hots… She threw an actual fit in the store one time when I refused to buy them. All those hours of pumping breastmilk to give her the best…. All those  trips to Whole Paycheck! 7.99 pinapples be damned this little foolywang has the refined palate of a fat truck driver named Pookie. Sigh.  (No offense Pookie!) I love that chick though!!!

Tonight will be a lovely night! The littlest divas and I are having a girls trip!  We are going to go see Princess and the Frog and to dinner! I’m excited even though I have some reservations about the film… Its the first time Solstice has ever said ANYTHING about wanting to see any movie for real so I’m going to take her… We will be wearing Tiaras and carrying magic Wands. She doesn’t know we are going just knows we are taking a Girls trip today! If I told her little tail she would INSIST on wearing her princess dress up costume.  Even though its as thin as toilet paper and its currently negative 73 degrees out side! HA! I’m tempted to put the costume in the trunk and let her put it on when we get to the theater… After all I am the worlds most awesome mama…

What’s going on with ya’ll? What’s good… What’s bad… Whats just alright?

1. My daughter just got these dolls for Christmas…

I have been stalking them ever since I had the twins but they were either way too expensive or totally out of stock. I was finally able to get them for her at Toys R’ Us but I was on that waiting list FOREVER. So I was very ver happy to see that the dolls are fabulous! When she opened them the first thing she said was, “Oooohhhh I got two babies like my brothers! They are beautiful, MOMMY!”

What is that sound you hear ? Yes, that is my heart melting on the spot! The dolls are pretty good quality and thankfully were on sale for only 39.99! Usually they are 99.99! Go Team Save Some Dough!

GET ON THE WAITING LIST HERE!

2. Smell DELISH!

So you know, how you buy some new bath or beauty product and then jut put it in the cabinet and forget all about it… Welll honey, don’t be a fool. I do that all the time and imagine my surprise when I fell head over heals in love with a body wash and body scrub I bought AGES ago from Nubian Heritage. I bought in when we were in Harlem, New York City on vacation.

Side NOTE: I FRICKING LOVE HARLEM. I hate the gentrification that it is facing but the flavor is all still there! If I didn’t love Chicago like my firstborn I would pack my ish immediately and move there!

Back to topic: The bath and body products Nubian Heritage makes are to DIE FOR! I smell like a big old ball of delicious and the body scrub has made my skin singing, “Sexual Healing” to whoever touches me! Yea I’m doing it up mango style! You can do it up too cause the have a website! YAY!! They have some ready made packages that would be perfect bridesmaids or hostess gifts!

ENJOY! Nubian Heritage has FREE SHIPPING for orders over 75 bones!

3. Me, you, and a spoon!

I’ve been thinking dirty nasty thoughts… I’m not the kind of girl to step out on her husband but frankly just looking at my next delight makes me want to do thing to it that have to be adulterous… I mean I may up an marry this thing… Its too fab for words… What is this fabulousness? Ladies and Gentelmen, I give you Cupcakes in a Jar!

Yes, my dears that is one of God’s most perfect creations..Thou Holy Cupcake ( i think I hear angels singing) in a cute little jar… All I need is a spoon…

GOT ONE!!!

Umm can you please stop drolling all over the computer? :goes to look for umbrella:

Okay now lets focus! Now this is not just ANY cupcakes in jars these are most deluxecious( yes I made up a word) delights from BANGERANG BAKE SHOP (FORMERLY FAT DADDY BAKE SHOP). The have the cutest names like THE NUT JOB, MEET ME AT THE COCOANUTCABANA CUPCAKE, and all other kinds of fabulous! They are a little pricey ($6.50 for an 8 oz jar) but honestly they are delish and a little splurge every once in a while is what every diva deserves! Also I am certain these could be a DIY project of sorts… Not for me cause Baking=Burning at my house but for some of my Betty Baker Babbies I’m sure you could hook it up and send me some while you are at it!

But make sure to check out the fabulous chick who makes these! She will ship them to you! Thats right, I’m at the crib right now frornicating with my spoon and jar full of fabulousness!

GET YOURS HERE! NOW!

Okay, so thats it for me! Do you have a product or anything that you think should make my Head Diva’s Delight list? Shoot me an email at brownandbridal@gmail.com and I will check it out!

Smooches and keep it fabulous,

Senam AKA THEHDIC