While discussing some…AHEM…. changes more fab shoes I'd like us to fit  into the family budget…Michael called me a Finagle-er… I batted my eyelashes and said, "What so ever do you mean, my darling?" He said cause every time he tells me he's not going to do something, tells me there is something I can't do, or "puts his foot down" about something… I'm always able to finagle him into doing what I want him to somehow, someway…

:blank stare:

Should I tell him my power to change his mind, has nothing to do with any kind of finagling, or devious trickey… That power is nothing but the everlasting power of my booty toot….

:Leaves post singing: "even white boys got to shout… BABY GOT BACK"…

Stay fierce, fabulous, and tootin' ya booty,

P.S. To anyone who might take this the wrong way…don't be uptight about this… its a joke… Booty Tootin' is not a real tactic…
 :toots booty as she walks out of P.S: